One of the most useful presents my Hero gave me for my birthday was this LED lit drawing board. It plugs into my computer or a wall power socket and makes placement of patterns, tracing and other such processes really easy.
But as often happens when small children find entertainment in something other than the gift they were meant to focus on, the two of us found much fun in the packaging of the "free gift" enclosed in the light box wrapping.
"CAN BE CONVOLUTED"
It gets even better on the back of the box. I'm sure the makers have our best interests at heart and know that if I tried to translate it into Chinese I'd make a similar - if not worse - hash up.
But for now, enjoy a little convolution.
(The light board is terrific, by the way!)